Cartlidge: The Tories' unlikely attack dog emerges triumphant
James Cartlidge, the softly spoken Tory who mauled David Lammy at deputy prime minister's questions, is suddenly being hailed as the Conservatives' unlikely attack dog.
The polite, normally unassuming, silver-haired MP for Suffolk South was probably as surprised as anyone when Kemi Badenoch asked him to deputise for her at PMQs.
With the deputy prime minister standing in for Sir Keir Starmer, who's on his way to Brazil for the COP30 climate summit, the Tories kept everyone at Westminster guessing overnight about who would oppose Lammy.
Shadow Northern Ireland secretary Alex Burghart has been pretty impressive in the understudy role, so he was favourite.
But shadow chancellor Sir Mel Stride and shadow home secretary Chris Philp have also been given a go.
But when the Conservatives let it be known at 9.30am that it would be none of the previous understudies but the little-known Cartlidge, there will have been many people scratching their head and asking: "Who?"
And since it was November 5, Guy Fawkes' Night, few MPs will have been expecting fireworks from the low-profile Cartlidge.
His questions were a slow burn, but eventually fizzed and - with his theatrical disclosure at the of PMQs revealing another prison release blunder - theatrically blew up in Mr Lammy's face.
Another question, though: given that Lammy is justice secretary as well as DPM, why wasn't Robert Jenrick, the shadow justice secretary who lampoons his opponent as "Calamity Lammy", given the job?
Well that's obvious!
The Tory leader may be known to her critics as "Kemi-kaze", but she's not stupid and wasn't going to present her deadly leadership rival "Bobby J" with an open goal at PMQs.
Cartlidge has only been an MP since 2015.
He was a comprehensive schoolboy before going to Manchester University and then founding a property business.
Once elected to the Commons, he was a parliamentary bag carrier for Rishi Sunak, Ben Wallace and Jeremy Hunt before being a whip, justice minister, Treasury minister and defence minister.
He's the son-in-law of right-winger Gerald Howarth, a colourful and controversial Margaret Thatcher devotee. A former defence minister, Howarth notably opposed the lifting of the ban on homosexuals in the military.
Cartlidge quit Boris Johnson's government in 2022 over the Chris Pincher scandal.
But apart from that gesture, his career until now could probably be described – albeit harshly – as worthy but dull.
Until now, that is.
MPs may have previously quoted the old joke that Cartlidge is not even a household name in his own home.
But as Lammy lost his temper under his persistent questioning about another asylum-seeking offender being accidentally released from prison, he kept his cool, doggedly asking the same question five times.
And after learning what we now know about the release by mistake of another prisoner, this time from Wandsworth prison in south-west London, the full impact of Cartlidge's triumph has become clear.
He's a Tory hero now.
After PMQs, Badenoch praised him for doing "a superb job".
He did indeed.
The Conservatives have found a new attack dog.